January 3rd

The day you slap someone’s ass day

hey why’d you slap my ass?
her : it’s January 3rd

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March 3rd

National Give ur Sweatshirt to a girl day🤩❤️

hey girl u want my sweatshirt on march 3rd

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May 3rd

National text yo ex day and not feel
Guilty about it

Rachel: is today may 3rd?
Heather: yes bitch text yo ex rq and see what’s up

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October 3rd

MeanGirlsDay
Cady: On October 3rd he asked me what day it was
Aaron: Hey what day is it
Cady: Its October 3rd

On October 3rd he asked me what day it was

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July 3rd

1. Uno Reverse Card Day.
2. the day before July 4th

person 1: you're fat
person 2: uno reverse card
person 1: Shit it's July 3rd

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3rd September

International fuck your best friend day

He: wanna fuck cause it’s 3rd September

She: ofc

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February 3rd

February 3rd

Every boy had to say yes to the girls

Girl:hey Tony wanna hang up
Boy:sure since I can’t say no because today is February 3rd

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