96

When you don't wanna have sex w/ ur boyfriend and do nothing sexual like watch Netflix, play boardgames or have a pillow fight.

Gf: Sorry babe but I kinda wanna 96 tonight.
Bf: C'mon, I'm super horny.

96

The opposite of 69

Also A way to deny sex

E.X A: Do you want to 69?

B:I 'd rather do a 96.

A:Kay Wait.......

96

Getting friend zoned

Opposite of 69

“I ain’t getting no 69 only 96.”
“RIP.”

96

“Bro-speak”/“Bromanian” for jerking-off with a fellow bro whilst topping and tailing

Bro: “BRO!! .. Hear me out. I’m wasted but I gotta tell you something”

Brother of Bro: “What?”

Bro: “Me and Brock were doing vodka shots to porno all last night, we puked 8 times and I TOTALLY 96ed him on Mom and Dad’s bed... BAAAAM!!!”

Brother of Bro: “Nooo! SERIOUSLY?!”

Bro: “Yah, for real. I had him man. Fucking right there, I swear down. It felt GREAT! He came first, I know it!”

Road 96

a fucking cool video game that you should probably play if you haven't ig.

"Dude I played Road 96 yesterday, it was so sick!!!!"