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Cock Blocker

used to describe someone who will do all they can to stop a man from hooking up with a girl
(could be referred to homosexuals also)

Man, I could of hooked up with that hot girl I was talking to tonight but my ex was all over me. She's such a cock blocker!

by vakdra November 25, 2003

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middle blocker

A volleyball position normally filled by the tallest player with the highest jump. Their job is to block and hit at the net. When back row, they are normally subbed for a libero or defensive specialist. Examples: David Lee, Maxwell Holt

Man, that middle blocker can really pound the back one

by RuffneckRaven April 4, 2015

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D blocker

This is a slang term most commonly used by students at FAHS. It refers to the schools D block, which is used as the learning support block. Used when someone is being particularly stupid.

"Get the fuck off me you D blocker!"

by hotsaucefor_theballs February 26, 2021


Fap Blocker

Someone who frequently prevents their friends from having a nice fap.

Nico- β€œHey Lula, how’s it going?”
Lula- β€œWell it would be going great if Hanne wasn’t such a fap blocker.”

by ratatouillelover101 December 27, 2022


rooster blocker

The socially correct way to say c@#! Blocker without offending anyone to much.

"Dude this chick is totally into me but Dan keeps being a cock blocker"
Nah ah ah, you mean he is a rooster blocker, come man there's kids around watch your damn mouth"

by the chade December 23, 2011


cock blocker

Insecure male that horns in on any developing interaction another male has established with a female, an extremely embarrassing and pathetic event to watch. Cock blockers can also be a "cow herd" of "fuglies" around an attractive female they desperately cling to for a false sense of enhanced social status.

Despite Randy being a horrible cock blocker, Sarah still slipped Matt her phone number just before her cow herd enveloped her once again.

by Ponderpoint February 28, 2008

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Clock blocker

A person at the workplace that is taking too long at the punch clock, and blocks you from punching in on time.

Damn, I would have been on time, but Julio, had me blocked at the punch clock. That clock blocker!

by Mr. Quackens November 15, 2013

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