They are the people that find a cure for STDs and they can kick the baddies out of the coochie (the holy land).
My friend, Kevin Easley, is my favorite Coochie Crusader!
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A person who spends most of there time preaching religious words on the internet. Much like a keyboard warrior, but fight for god on the internet.
GodLov3sYou: There is NO hate in God. God isο»Ώ LOVE.
Loldogzx: STFU and GTFO you keyboard crusader
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The Worst thing to happen to WoW
god I miss raiding MC, Burning crusade is just a lot of flashy lights and overpowered/easy to aquire, gear
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A huge penis (usually belonging belonging to a black man) that is so big it hurts when used in action.
Sally: Man his cervix crusader was so big that my diaphram was sore the next mornin'.
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where someone steals all of the extra large condoms from the store.
Yo, did you hear? The condom crusader stole every condom in the store.
A guy without the hood around the tip of the penis.
"Dude are you a hooded hero or a cut crusader?"
"Why do you want to know, that's gay bro?"
A Knight in shining armor that wants to take back their holly land
Jonathan is such a crusade nigger, he visited Jerusalem just last week.