Adam Driver

Adam Driver: the body of a God. Adam Driver is the most beautiful creature to walk this Earth. He may have a large nose and big ears, but who can deny his raw, untamed beauty. He will always hold a special place in my heart. Too bad he's 36 and is married.

Me (all the time): Why isn't Adam Driver my age?!
Also me: He is to die forrrrr

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sunset driver

Michael Jackson's most awesomest song ever

the word is out that youre doing wrong!
sunset driver.... midnight rider... friday spider... nothing higher... youre a saturday nighter.... aoww!

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Designated driver

the induvidual whom transports intoxicated people to and from the bar safetly, and is responsible for them.

alex drove me to the bar but not home soo he is a bad designated driver.

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Sunday driver

A person (usually an old person, but not always) who drives annoyingly slow, i.e. going 25 mph in a 45 mph zone.

The speed limit's 45 MPH! If that damn Sunday driver doesn't turn soon, I'm going to be late for work!

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earthquake driver

Someone who takes risks in order to make a gain. No matter the price, the risk is always worth it to an earthquake driver.

Josh listens to what people say more than listening to his own heart because he is an earthquake driver.
Jaynie listens to her heart instead of what other people say because she is an earthquake driver.
Marcus sells drugs because he is an earthquake driver.

houston driver

The shittiest drivers on the planet

1: That bitch just cut me off
2Must be a Houston driver

texten driver

a dumbass person who texts and drives and is likely one day to hit and kill a person/people while texting, people who text and drive are better off being drunk casue at least there will be watching the road

Officer: what caused you to go off the road and run your car into a park killing 10 people

Driver: i was texting :(

Officer: Damn texten drivers