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A dress code consisting of upscale and often pricey spandex pants, tops, sports bras, and similar athletic attire that may never actually enter a gym. Gym chic is more relaxed than black tie, business casual, and casual attire, but more formal than pajamas.
Sarah hasn't worked out in years, but owns an extensive collection of gym chic attire. She loves how her $97 spandex pants makes her feel sporty, fit, and fashionable while strolling the grocery store aisles and running errands.
A gym rat who smells like a skunk after workout
My roommate Kevin is a gym skunk, the entire apartment stinks after he comes back from workout.
A Gym uniform is a fuck ass peace of shit gym teachers make you were that make your butt look big and your dick small also gym teaches RAGE when you don't bring your gym uniform to class
Gym uniform Suck
The sweat mark left on gym equipment by your ass when you get up
Dude did you see the gym snail that guy left on the shoulder press machine?
I have to put a towel under my ass, because I am scared I am going to leave a "gym snail" on the equipment!
Your last name. Called this because gym teachers usually only use your last name when calling upon you.
Gym Teacher: Okay, I need Johnson, Anderson, McClain, and Alderman front and center!
Student 1: Ugh, I wish he would stop using our gym names.
Student 2: Yeah, my mom didn't name me Kaleb so this douche could call me Cooper.
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A gym nemesis is a person whose presence in the gym has a consistent adverse effect on one's own gym-going experience. The most common manifestation of such a person is someone who always seems to be on the equipment that you want to use but they could also just be an obnoxious, disrespectful, or otherwise unpleasant fellow gym-goer.
Mike: "Damn Joe, that neanderthal over there has been hogging the bench press for like an hour. And that's the third time this week! I think this guy might be single-handedly responsible for my under-developed pecs!"
Joe: "You know what you've got yourself there, don't you?"
Mike: "No. What?"
Joe: "You've got yourself a gym nemesis my friend."
Mike: "Fuck my life."
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An extremely fit individual who is always at the gym working out. They combine their high load basic exercises with new, complex shit that nobody has ever seen before.
Most often times gym ninjas are guys. However, there have been rare sightings of hot and fit women 'gym ninjettes.'
Everytime I go to the gym, I see the same gym ninja doing that weird cardio ab workout on the half blue ball.
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