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Beard Shaming

Beard shaming is defined as inappropriate negative statements and attitutes toward a man's beard. It can also reach into the discrimination against individuals who may have un-matured beards. A backlash against beard shaming has resulted in the coining of the term itself and attempts to bring a more positive attitude toward diverse beards of all sizes and styles.

Does your beard even lift bro? Bro that's straight Beard Shaming.

by 2Chinz November 19, 2014


Fart Shaming

Calling out a person who passed gas in order to embarrass them or notify others of their act.

Dude, don't fart shame him.

I have had a bad stomach recently and people keep fart shaming me every time I pass gas.

by Gaijin Dad November 8, 2017


drive of shame

It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.

I texted my friend how I performed a drive of shame and it ended up on TFLN.

by thegreataristotle June 2, 2009

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The Wash of Shame

The wash of shame refers to a situation in which a person must repeatedly wash and scrub their face, hands, fingers, genitals or any other body part or oriface used during sexual activity with someone that is dirty, nasty, unkept and just has raunchy smelling privates. The smell may be filthy body odor, smegma, or caused by infection. The wash of shame often occurs the morning after a night out at a bar, nightclub, or party. People undertaking the wash of shame have spent time with a sexual partner on a one-night stand, an office party fling, a parking lot quickie, a hotel romp or other sexual activity that rendered one or more body parts reeking of rancid odor akin to ground fish with onions, sour sausage with ripe cheese or just plain sour ass. The wash of shame is most noted by the fact that it often takes multiple washes and scrubs to minimize and reduce the presence of the stank and causes repeated feelings of remorse and regret.

Justin hung out wth his co-worker Jane after the office holiday party. After drinking more at a local bar, they went to Justin's car where he gave her a quick finger bang. The smell of dirty hot ass filled the car along with the sound of stirring mac n cheese as he fingered her love box. Justin spent the rest of the night at home doing the wash of shame. It took a gallon of bleach to clean the smell from his fingers and the feelings of regret caused pre-Monday return to work anxiety.

by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2015

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fap shaming

To belittle someone for masturbating excessively.

Me: I was watching some lit-ass porn last night and I fapped like 4 times to it.

Friend: You shouldn't masturate so much. It's not healthy.

Me: Stop fap shaming me you fat-ass piece of shit!

by Can't get drunk if your never April 16, 2018


ape of shames

Nothing can change the ape of shames to come. Political extremists often act in a subhuman manner and project shame onto opponents.

Nothing can change the ape of shames to come.

by I, Wreckerrr April 10, 2021


life shaming

When you are shamed for your life decisions. These shames are usually related to your life style, your professional choices, your habits, or your social life. The shaming is usually done by someone who is already settled in life or someone who expects you to already be settled in life.

Example 1:

Single Male: "I can't believe our friend from high school is getting married. He told me after he is getting married that he plans to immediately move to the country so he can start a family."

Friend: "Friend, that is what some people do and is not unusual. I don't mean to be life shaming you, but in five years time he will have a family and you will still be in grad school trying to earn a PhD."

Example 2:

Father: "Why are you still single? Your mother is not getting any younger, and she wants grand kids."

Son: "Thanks for the life shaming, dad."

Example 3:

Mother: "Why are you still single? You are not getting any younger, and I want grand kids."

Daughter: "Thanks for the life shaming, mom."

by HarlemHarrier September 29, 2015