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Everyone's dated one of these. Drives a 4-banger burnt orange Ford Ranger and has scruffy facial hair and three buds. One typical thinks he is Eminem, another an Abercrombie model, and third looks like something off Plant of the Apes. He was your first REAL boyfriend.
"I can't wait to meet your new Turkey, Khryssye."
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this move takes years of training but can be a great crowd pleaser at an unlively barmitzvar or baptism. first you need a saggy sack, pinch your sack and pull it up over your balls and penis, make sure everything is tucked in. Then use your fingers to rearange your genitals into the correct position. If it is done correctly you can transform yourself to look exactly like a plucked christmas turkey. Amazing
Richard was so impressed when i showed him my turkey, however he said that I'd not plucked it well enough so he didn't eat it.
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Turkey is a country that's in Asia and Europe - awesome, I know.
A: You should go to Turkey
B: Wheres that?
A: Uhhh...
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lovely lovely LOVELY animal. very...erm...loving. and turkey-esque.
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to shove a turkey down some ones throat
i'm going to turkey you
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