Kiwi pass

Kiwis (New Zealanders) are internationally renowned for smoking joints down to the cardboard filter.
A "Kiwi pass" is when the roach is passed on to the next person and results in them burning their fingers and mouths if they try to inhale since there's nothing left.
Brought about because Kiwis smoke 100% pure joints and people from other countries mix their's with tobacco. Thus the very end of joints in NZ are still good but overseas they are less than good.

"What the hell are you passing that to me for, I dont want no kiwi pass!"

kiwi fucker

A person, usually an Australian squeaker that has a god complex, is looked down upon by others, and who constantly complains and annoys others.

Me: "Wow, that whiny young kid from earlier is a kiwi fucker!"
Everyone else: "Yeah, what a fucking kiwi fucker."

Reasonable Person: "Damn, Carwasher_ is a kiwi fucker"

passionate kiwi

A drink that is drunk by 1 or more kiwi slices. It is basically a strawberry dacquiri but kiwis are added. Looks like a watermelon, pink w/ black seeds. Represents kiwi love.

1. Hey Kiwi Slice!! Make me another passionate kiwi!

Kiwi Farms

If Chuck E. Cheese is where a kid can be a kid, Than Kiwi Farms is where an edgelord can be an edgelord.

Person A: Hey, Did you hear about the edgelord from Kiwi Farms?!
Person B: No, There's so many that I couldn't possibly tell who your talking about!
Person A: There's an edgelord from Kiwi Farms that went to a Church with a shotgun and killed a bunch of people!
Person B: Yeah, Seems about right for a Kiwi Farms edgelord.

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Kiwi Farms

A website full of cynics who yearn for the approval of those around them, and anonymously harrass people online for not conforming to their community's beliefs, which they themselves have religiously adopted.

Boy ol' gosh golly, I sure do love going onto Kiwi Farms and laughing at autists and liberals!

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kiwi kitty

A kiwi that suspiciously looks like a kitty...

Karen: "I got some kiwis Kevin!"
Kevin: "That looks like a kiwi kitty"

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Kiwi Farms

A forum which originated out of 4chan and somehow manages to be 10 times worse than 4chan purely because it is dedicated to doxxing, harassing and making fun of people. The people they go after, they refer to them as a 'lolcow'. Originally created to laugh at one infamous Chris Chan but has grown like a cancerous tumor and has also been responsible for the deaths of some people

"*whoever this person doesn't like* is a lolcow people laugh at on Kiwi farms"

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