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Answering a question extremely quickly, especially a rather difficult one.
The term is named after the author himself, as well as an absolutely golden moment during Meredith Viera's time as the host of "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?", where a contestant phoned a friend for $250,000, and said friend instantly told him the correct answer - Norman Mailer.
Contestant: "Bob, in 1960, what author stabbed his second wife, Adele, with a pen knife during an argument at a party?"
Bob (before contestant even reads any of the choices): Norman Mailer!
*Audience cheers*
(A few moments later, contestant locks in Norman Mailer and gets it right)
When somebody intends to do something nice for you, like say holding an elevator or door, only to let go at the last minute making you look like a total twat!
Some guy snatched my purse today then this lovelly man tackled him to the ground and retrieved it. I was about to thank him when he took out my wallet and threw my purse in the bin, what an Unnoble Norman.
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quite similar in practice to Arabian Goggles, the Norman Helmet involves placing one's testicles over another's eyes while the reciever is on his/her back (usually asleep), and the shaft of the penis runs down the length of the receiver's nose, reminiscent of an medieval cranial protection device from the days of yore.
"Jimmy fell asleep first at the sleepover, and so billy gave him a Norman Helmet"
or
"right before i came on yo momma's face, i gave that bitch a phat Norman Helmet"
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a cool person.. always there to talk to.. understanding.. loveable!! (HAHA)
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A former torey minister and brown toungued, nazi, arse boy of Margret Thatcher best known for his ability to ride a bike whilst balancing a hotel on his head.
"If my love of my country makes me a racist, then so be it!!" (Norman Tebbit - 1978 Conservative party conference)
"Will some one dig me out of this pile of rubble" (Norman Tebbit - 1984 Torey Party conference)
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Naughty Norman from fireman sam can only be acquired by setting your radiator on fire. He was born in Africa and he likes to play osetto Corsa on his ps7. Keep him happy by feeding carrots. You can acquire him directly off of the dark web and he is rated 78 in the Pokémon keaferboard
Naughty Norman is sexy.