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A dumb bitch who doen't believe in panties
Lindsay Lohan, please put your clothes back on.
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A little girl who likes to bully and take advantage of her friends. Calls everyone else a hoe because she can never get dick. Thinks the world revolves around her. Thinks everyone loves her when in reality everyone talks mad shit about her. Gets upset and throws a giant fit when things don't go her way or when people get things shes wants. Also takes advantage of people for their money and clout. Thinks shes hot and thic as fuck, when in reality she is the flattest bitch you will ever meet. Also has a terrible nicotine addiction and will probably end up dying by 30. Has a group of minions that follow her simply because they are terrified of her. No boys like her because she is the craziest bitch you will ever meet. Also is extremely racist and uses the n word in her sad daily life. She will probably go nowhere in life because she has no life skills. Highly recommend staying away from her if you ever want to be truly happy with your life.
"Damn Lindsay is really insane"
" Yeah bro I know she seriously belongs in a mental hospital"
"She told me that she thinks she's thic"
"Bro what she got no ass or titties'
LOL
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1.Driving while intoxicated.
2.Driving intoxicated, and smashing up your ride.
3.Driving intoxicated, smashing up your ride,then fleeing the scene. Leaving the Blow behind, opptional.
Frank: Phil left the bar mucho baracho.
Susan: I guess he's Going Lindsay?
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The living proof that the american justice system has preference for celebrities. Despite having uncountable charges for drug possession and driving while being drunk, Lohan always manages to stay away from jail and ignore the community service and rehabilitation therapies the judges carry to her.
Lindsay Lohan was sentenced for a month in jail and only stayed for six days. Then went to rehab and left it shortly afterwards.
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A guy with low hanging balls, that slap your ass when you get banged from behind..... Low hanging balls, teabag etc.
One could say a guy with low hanging balls, or nuts has lindsay lowhangers.
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A future law to be enacted by Congress which will allow for the compassionate euthanasia of child stars upon reaching their 18th birthday. It will be named for and dedicated to Lindsay Lohan.
"I'm so glad they passed the Lindsay Law last year. It gave so and so a death with dignity."
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1.Driving while intoxicated.
2.Driving intoxicated, and smashing up your ride.
3.Driving intoxicated, smashing up your ride,then fleeing the scene. Leaving the Blow behind, opptional.
Frank: Phil left the bar mucho baracho.
Susan: I guess he's Going Lindsay?
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