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In a girls's language,
"I'm almost ready" means,
I have just started..
..so give her time..
Peter : "Are you ready?"
Isabell : "I'm almost ready.."
Peter : "Ok.."
5 minutes after..
Peter : "Are you ready?"
Isabell : "Ya..just one more minute..."
10 minutes after...
Peter : "Are you DONE????"
Isabell : "Can't you wait???"
30 mimutes after..
Peter : "We are so late!! Are you ready?"
Isabell : "One second.."
Peter : "I thought YOU were almost ready 30 minutes ago!!"
Isabell : That was when I was finishing up with wearing clothes"
Peter : "10 minutes ago?"
Isabell : "Oh..I was doing my make-up.."
Peter : -_-
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Yo your birthday is coming up. Happy almost birthday!
The alpha male that will almost whoop anyone's ass. This man will not have one but many stories of how he almost fought someone, almost made it home drunk, or almost did something totally out of retrospect. He will always have a big story and follow up with something like "I almost whipped this dude's ass but....." Normally the rest of his story is explaining why he's not a pussy but could go on for a while. This man will be crowned as the almost fight champion of the world.
Bernice: Ethan is literally the almost fight champion of the world. All he does is share stories of how he almost did something. Listen
Ethan: dude I almost had to fight this dude because he said Coors light is for men who listen to Nickleback. I swear I would of stuck that mother fucker.
When items/stuff hasn't been on the shop for more than 365 days, like 1000+ days long.
People tend to miss this joke. A. LOT.
"Special Forces has been gone for 1554 days, that is almost a year ago."
Menstrual blood. Used especially in reference to performing oral sex on a woman who is menstruating (i.e., earning one's red wings). Derived from the blood's soupy appearance. Also recognizes that the menstrual material might have otherwise become a fertilized egg and one day a child (perhaps named "Todd").
Because my girlfriend is on her period, I won't go down on her. I don't want to taste the almost-Todd soup.
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That point near the end of the week in which you can no longer muster the effort to dress in full professional garb so you hit the bare minimum requirements of the office dress code. Attire typically consists of khakis or chinos, and a mix of colors and / or patterns that almost match.
Typical Almost Casual Thursday wardrobe: striped shirt, argyle sweater, chinos, and polka dotted socks, all in nearly the same color spectrum but with just enough variance to cause mild vertigo under those energy-saver lights at work.
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Meaning you know better than that. You are too old to be doing something stupid.
Her: I like to wear pigtails and barrettes in my hair.
Him: You almost thirty! Come on now!
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