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the people who will take over the earth; stereotypes include:
we are freakishly smart (which is true)
we are yellow shorties
we sound like Peter Chao
we are nerds that wears nerdy clothes
we are only chinese, japanese, korean, etc and not russian, indian, etc.
Facts about us:
we are smarticle particles
we are actually very fashionable
we're actually pretty popular
we are AWESOME!!!!
Bob: Do you like being Asian?
(insert chinese name): COURSE I DO, I'LL TAKE OVER AND BE AWESOME AND PWN YOU IN MATH AND GET STRAIGHT A'S AND I'M POPULAR TOO!
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We're not always nerds, so pls don't bully or call Asian kids in ur school nerds. Asians are pretty too, we don't always wear glasses and hold a bunch of books as u think. We wear cool stuff but we're just shy bc some kids said we're nerds. Btw don't be racist bc we eat something that you don't like :)
Student 1: Hey is that the Vietnamese nerd just moved in?
Student 2: Don't say Asians are nerds :) not fun at all, you just haven't know how cool are they yet.
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Common terms: Usually used to determine someone of the race from the Asian area. Someone who excels at math and science but struggles at English (mostly used as a stereotype).
Often racist terms would be used to offend people of Asian descent like e.x "Go back to your country ching chong bing bong" for Chinese Asians
Currently during the Covid-19 Pandemic, racist Americans (mostly from the south) have been insulting Chinese people calling Covid the "chinese virus".
(White) Person 1: "Hey you, you are smart at math, go do my math homework."
(Asian) Person 2: "don't judge us based on our race's stereotype."
(Asian) Person 2: "Cough, cough"
(White) Person 1: "EWWWWWW you have the chinese virus, go back to your ching chong bing bong land!"
(Asian) Person 2: "Fuck you, hill-billy"
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A human who can do quick maths (basically a human calculator), a person who is a disappointment and a failure. They must become a doctor. And they must be able to play the piano
OMG, HE ASIAN DUDE. THE WOK, BING CHILLING
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The upper and the superior race of human beings in our current civilization. They have squinty eyes so they developed a way to see using their chopsticks. They are genetically engineered to be more intelligent and superior in every way (except sports).They will destroy everyone else when it comes to ping pong, tennis, and martial arts. The diet of the Asian consists of rice and dog. These foods are fermented by the Chinese dragon and grants the Asian It's traits. Americans confuse all Asians with Chinese people. If you say something along the lines of,"Hey, Chinese guy" expect your testicles to implode from the strength of the Asian's chopstick stabbing you.
Asians are love, Asians are life
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asian(v) to go insanely crazy on someone in a kick-ass way
person1: dude you see arnold shwarzenegger against chuck noris?!
person2: YEAH DUDE CHUCK TOTALY WENT ASIAN ON HIS ASS
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