astro-bastard

1. a person that you hate who is trying to do a trick or jump on a vehicle or peice of extreme sports equipment and fails to complete said trick or jump and continues to try and fail after 3 times.

(Billy is trying to do a kick flip on his skateboard)
Mike: "whats Billy doing?"
Stan:"hes still trying to land a kickflip, weve been here for an hour."
Mike:" that astro-bastard fails at life."

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astro turf

bollocks for playing sport on

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Astro Docking

The process of shitting into a condom, freezing the condom, and once frozen inserting into one's penis. A solo version of docking.

Fuck, Steve's not here to dock my dick tonight. Guess I'm going to have to astro dock myself. Hope I don't get caught astro docking.

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astro#1111

A living legend, has the biggest dick
his music is very good. He has the biggest hatred towards discord user quinn#0002.

astro#1111 - I hope Quinn kills herself
quinn#0002 - 😔

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Astros Pancake

The sexual act of a male person rubbing his scrotum and/or penile shaft on the facial hair of Jeff Bagwell.

"I could really go for an Astros pancake right now!"

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Jeter's an astro

Thin Texas blondes who pursue rich classy black guys for the purposes of making a baby that will grow up to be the next star athlete or entertainer ala New York Yankee shortstop Derek Jeter.

A.K.A. Wall Street for white girls.

Amber is crazy. One minute she's saying the N-word, next thing you know, Jeter's an Astro.

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Houston Astros

The game was thrown, but not by the Houston Astros.

The Houston Astros didn't rig the system, but some people do rig it with their machinations.

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