Random
Source Code
Random
A kick-ass singer who battled and survived Lyme Disease who is known for her songs 'Complicated' 'Sk8er Boi' & 'Girlfriend.
Avril Lavigne is releasing her new album on Febuary 15 2019.
5👍 2👎
a pop rock singer who claims to be punk
i dont like her personly
however, someone who likes her may not be a poser, only if they claim to be punk by listening to her
four people in a park: avril listener called linda, poser called jordan, guy who accuses people of being poser called hans, and a true punk called johnny-sid
hans: wat ya listening to guys?
johnny-sid: ramones
hans: woo u cool guy!
jordan: good charlotte!
hans: kool
linda: avril lavigne!
hans: haha you f*cking poser! u try to be punk by listening to avril! haha
linda: actually i want to be myself, not punk! i listen to her because i like her! jordan is a poser now!
jordan: wtf? just cos i is listening to good charlotte? they is well punk innit, just like me!
johnny-sid: no, listen to some real punk you loser! like the clash!
jordan: who the hell?
johnny-sid: just get over it, linda is not a punk, she dosent try to be punk! i respect that! but you jordan try too hard. so u and hans can go off to claires accessories!
*they walk off ashamed*
linda: cheers dude
johnny-sid: its fine, at least u dont try to be punk! ur urself and i like it!
ze end
i just made that story up, but it could be real!
277👍 311👎
Looking like an anarchist badass who never smiles and only wears black doesn't make you punk. Being yourself makes you punk, something Avril Lavigne doesn't do.
307👍 353👎
Female singer who is spitting all over the word "punk".
Says she isn't trying to be punk,but obviously is by adhering to the mainstreams' idea of what punk is.
(Ie:neckties, "s8er bois" ,Green Day)
Loved by dumb teen/pre-teens who need to get some Hole, Bikini Kill and Le Tigre down their throats.
Plays *punk* music,without the politics,anger,meaning or ideals....yeah,baiscially punk without the punk.
Somebody should shoot that bitch. Prefferably John Lydon.
Dumb"rebel"Bitch: "Oh wow Avril Lavigne is sooooo KEWL. Punk Rock! I mean I can totally realate to her songs,having as many problems as I do! *sniff* My Mommy wouldn't even buy those chucks I saw Billie Joe from Green Day wearing! Oh,BTW,you're not punk...you're not wearing a necktie"
Me:"Kill me."
HOT TOPIC IS NOT PUNK ROCK.
275👍 326👎
a poser who once claimed she was "punk rock", then she said she never said anything like that. she is also a pathetic pop singer, oh wait, all pop singers are pathetic.
Avril fan: Me and avril lavigne are so punk rock because we wear ties and claim to be sid vicious!!!111234567890!!!!
Me: shut the fuck up you little prepubescent whore, listen to good music like Guns N' Roses and Aerosmith.(mumbles)*dumbassed twats*
270👍 324👎
I've heard Avril is very shitty live. I've never seen her.
Leads her angry army of 10 year old girls. Which has indeed died off a great deal since 2001-2003. How can you tell one of these EXTREME sk8 punk rawkers from a normal, conformist, 'preppy' kid? Socks cut off as wristbands. Pants hanging far too low, only held up with a hardcore, $20.00 studded belt from a jean store. Flaunting tee shirts with lame sayings which attempt to look out there and original but fail miserably, they love to dye their hair and want to be another person. Buy ties or steal their father's and wears them with shirts. You need your spiked wrist bands as well.
Fangirl 1: What's this Britany Spears crap on the radio? Oh, she is so unoriginal. She just follows the media and is soo a popular prep.
Fangirl 2: TOETALLY! Oh my god, have you bought a skateboard yet?
Fangirl 1: Of course I have!!!
Fangirl 2: Oh my god it's our jammm! He wuz a sk8er boi, nahnah nah incoherant words dah do!
Fangirl 1: I'm seeing Avril in concert!
Fangirl 2: You stupid bitch! I'll fucking kill you!
315👍 391👎
all you people who say she's not a poser are fucking stupid. cant you see that she's acting like she doesent care what people think of her? you people should open up your fucking eyes. she fucking sucks, she's not punk, and all of her fans should give Joan Jett a listen because she is a fuck load of a lot better than she is.
FanGirl: Avril Lavigne is so not a poser! she doesent even call her self punk and says she's being herself!
Me: Thats where you are wrong you materialistic slut. Avril SAYS she is just being herself, when inside she's just a poser who never had a goddamned original musical thought in her head. Joan Jett would kick the living shit out of her.
FanGirl: Arghhh! STFU!
Me: No.
FanGirl: Well she's going out with the guy from sum 41 so fuck off!
Me: Yea i feel bad for him, his band is actually good and has some pretty decent music.
328👍 409👎