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Bagel Bag

Similar to a douche bag but a bagel bag because this person is similar to a stale bagel. No one wants a stale bagel, therefore a douche bag can also be called a bagel bag because no one wants a douche bag.

Person 1: Oh my gosh! I can't believe he dumped me!
Person 2: I know Becky, he's such a bagel bag!

by bunnyrabbit999 January 1, 2013


Winter Bagels

What it sounds like to say Winnebago wrong.

Instead of saying he saw a Winnebago, the bitch said winter bagels instead.

by Michael Randy β€œcrust” Jackson July 26, 2020


Bagel Belt

A predominantly Jewish neighborhood in an established urban area.

You gotta drive to the Bagel Belt to get good lox and corned beef!

by rlr4818 August 9, 2008


Megel Bagel

Someone that is completely perfect in every way possible and brightens they lives of every person they come in contact with. She is beautiful, sweet, caring, loveable and more amazing than believed possible.

Yo, that girl over there is a megel bagel.

by jmeight August 30, 2010

106πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


bagel bite

A trademarked product of Heinz. They are small pizza snacks using a mini bagel as the crust.
A small (2" diameter) mini bagel is sliced in half with tomato sauce, mozzarella and sometimes pepperoni or sausage placed on the cut side. This is baked, toasted or microwaved until the cheese is melted. They can be found in a grocery store freezer section, or made from scratch with the component ingredients.

James prepared some Bagel Bites for his friends as they watched the Super Bowl.

by Navarro May 13, 2004

42πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Bagel Effect

Also known as the butterfly effect, the bagel effect is, the idea that small things can have non-linear impacts on a complex system. (Specifically related to things like time itself and the multiverse) Received popularity from Spiderman Across the Spider-Verse, and a bagel also represents everything in Everything Everywhere All at Once.

When the spot got hit with a bagel it was a bagel effect 😳

by H0ldenlol June 5, 2023


Bagel Girl

A girl with a glamour body and a baby face.

Look Susie is a bagel girl!

by bagelmama August 4, 2011

40πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž