A person who is both a Karen as well as a Boomer.
This crazy person called Bama, will do the following:
-sue the ref at a game for making a bad call.
-invite random strangers into her car and drive them somewhere.
-handout pennies, raisins, or little packets of jelly out for Halloween.
-ask irrelevant questions to things that have clear and obvious answers.
-share her game progress from her iPad to people in her family.
-like Tom Brady because he is “cute”.
-ask to speak to the fast food place’s manager because they forget a ketchup packet.
-spends thousands of dollars on HSN then wonder where her money went.
If you have a Bama in your household, be very careful because they can make you question reality.
Good luck to all the families who have a Bama in them, may God bless you and stay strong.
I have to go and visit Bama because her house got tp’d for handing out raisins for Halloween.
A caucasian from the US that is incredibly stupid. They will often endanger themselves and others without even realizing it. Simply because they only have pointless, stupid thoughts that are many times slower than the average idiot after drinking on benzodiazepines
Person 1: *peeing into the wind and not noticing they’re peeing all over themselves while they burn off their eyelashes to light a cigarette that’s unknowingly been dipped in pcp before getting into Person 2’s new car.
Person 2: “What the fucking fuck? You stupid ass bama! Get out of my car. If I’d only known you were a dumb bama I’d have left you back at the gas station. We can’t be friends and I’m not sorry about it.”
short for bad, mad, sad.
used as a lame insult the same way kids in a playground shout 'no UR the meanie!'
originated in the shithole that is sweden.
an irrelevant term coined by a teen the same way gretchen from mean girls tried to make 'fetch' a thing.
(noun) Somebody who has a low sense of fashion and/or common sense as a human being. Typically an idiot or fool in some sort of way. Originated in the DMV by the youth and has grown since. Now can also be used to call out a person.
Person 1: God look what he's wearing. What a bama.
Person 69: Tell bama to hook me up.
Is a name of a beautiful girl inside and out. Super smart and really interesting! She doesn’t care about social standards and emails her proffessors like a direct message to an online friend. Bama is inspiring.
Bama is really fun and so nice!
Whenever a typically bad college football team becomes uncharacteristically good for one season (usually involving a 12-0 regular season record) to the point where you'll hear its fans chanting this phrase hoping that their team will play Alabama-only for their souls to be crushed as said team gets demolished by Alabama when they do eventually play them during a bowl game or some sort.
(college football fans when their team is on a hot streak)
"WE WANT BAMA, WE WANT BAMA"