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A man who will only whip his dick out in the dark. (It comes out at night like a bat) Whether it's for sexual reasons or just to catch a breeze, this organ stays hidden during the daylight.
Hey, wanna have some afternoon delight?
No, it's too bright in here.
What the fuck, Batman!?!?
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batΒ·man. /ΛbatmΙn/
(Noun) A rich man with a bat fetish, who also happens to be furry and a paedophile, with both mommy and daddy issues
βI am batmanβ
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1. To have someone disappear from you in a manner in which they can neither be seen nor heard. This often done when someone has been speaking looks away and finds that you are no longer in the area.
2. When someone uses their logic knowledge of your behavior/weaknesses and detective skills to either claim victory in a fight or obtain some sort of advantage over you
1. Harvey Dent: So how are you gonna get him back any
(sees Batman has left)
Jim Gordon: Yea he does that.
Harvey Dent has been Batmanned
2. Kenny:Steven I just hacked your I-phone.
Steven: How'd ou get my password
Kenny: I typed in your girlfriend Lexi's name
Steven: What the fuck
Kenny: You've been Batmanned
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A ploy in which the man excits the female to orgasm, and just as she is euphoria, the man bails out and leaves. Annoying the female to no end.
Ariana - OMG Did you hear? Evan's ex asked him to fuck her and he did it. But right before she was about to cum, he stopped and just left. Now she keeps calling and is all pissed off!
Phil - ...That's what we call a batman.
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When your ball sac sticks to the side of your legs creating a wings affect.
Stickey situations between your legs.
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Nanananananananana Batman!
"Dude I totally batman'd her"
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BATMAN (verb): to wear a creepy porcelain cat mask while simultaneously screaming BATMAN (preferably in the dark with an unsuspecting human)
"Dude did you see that? I just BATMAN'd the fuck out of Kate"
"I hate that bitch, lets BATMAN her when she returns from cunt-cycling"
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