That fat conservative radio guy on The Simpsons.
Birch Barlow is the fourth branch of government and the fifty first state
The Albino Robot Alpaca King. The best fortnite player you'll ever meet in your life. Extremely sussy. Straight af. Best friends with Thomas Chamberlain (a.k.a Big Daddy Bulldozer) and Tim Cormier (Hunk of Man)
Holy Sh*t, is that The Cooper Birch! He is so hot.
Someone whose white fragility makes them not as woke as they think they are.
Why have you got a BLM tattoo?! you're such a birch bitch!
Danny Birch is the most extravagant, big dick , big future type of guy.
Danny Birch can do it better than anyone
When a white person cuts themselves to create lines on them resembling a Birch tree.
Jessica: "you are so ugly Jake!"
Jake: "Shut up, you Birch tree!"
The greatest drama teacher living. Rumors about him spread around like butter.
Person A: "I heard Mr Birch hits people"
Person B: "Apparently he beat up Anne"
Person A: "Anne Example?!"
Person B "Apparently..."