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He who says he has the biggest cock but really possesses the smallest cock:(
Priest: I now pronounce bradley possesses the smallest cock in England
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A dude that you meet on Plenty Of Fish that “breadcrumbs” you for like 2 months and then goes and buys his GirlFriend flowers!
I met this guy Bradley on Plenty Of Fish (because I’m 39) and he breadcrumbed me for 2 months then told me he had a GF
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When you first find out the guy you likes has a small penis. Not as small as a Micropenis; however, it’s unusually small.
Often, this is a person who doesn’t realize that his penis is actually small as it is. He may be in complete denial, delusional, and/or he is so egocentric he doesn’t realize he’s less-endowed
Last night we finally hooked up. I was so excited and ready to take it to the next level. I wish there was someway to know he was a total Bradley :(
He talked such a great game; overtly making comments about how much I would enjoy his penis…is was so small, I almost felt sorry for him. Instead of a pleasure filled night with said “great penis, it was a Bradley, a total disappointment
combined with attempts at faking how the experience until it was over.
He ended up being a total Bradley! He is junk small, like way smaller than average. Instead of a hand job, it felt more like a finger job.
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Bradley’s are absolutely amazing! They’re the most kind hearted, sweet, loving, and caring guys on earth. Bradley’s really know how to treat a girl and are super duper loyal. They also have the cutest brown eyes and a smile that will make you melt:) And Bradley’s are DEF husband material!
“hey rachael are you and bradley still together?”
“uhhh duh! He’s perfect!!”
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Bradley = twat
Twat = doesnt know what love is
My names Bradley I dont know what love is
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Known for a small dick really ugly and stupid and has no clue what to do hw is a bitch and is kinda stupid! Don’t ever get one! He smells like shit
What is that ugly stinky thing over there! Just Bradley
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A Fatass who steals all of your food and whines when he’s caught by someone. Often considered stupid. Very country. Loves potatoes, calls them tators.
Bradley said Japan was the best country in America.
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