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Two footing some skill move merchant twat into the grave and showing no remorse for him, his family or the consequences of the Brexit tackle
That Cameron tosser got Brexit tackled by Nick because he was sick and tired of watching Cameron do stupid Antony spin malarkey around the pitch like a prime Neymar jr.
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An entirely imaginary future cash windfall, known by all parties not to exist, used as a face-saving alternative for admitting one has no bloody clue how one will pay for something.
Upon being presented with the bill, the customer looked the waitress square in the eye and replied, “no cash on me right now, but the Brexit Dividend will cover it”.
Making others aware you're going to leave a party and ending up staying a lot longer than expected. The opposite of a french exit.
A: Did Taylor say goodbye to you as well? I swear he was still around 3 hours later.
B: Yeah. He was doing the brexit.
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A tactic/style of play which employs English players , high aggression , normally the 4-4-2 formation , parking the bus and hoofball
"Shaun Dyche, the true king of Brexit Football"
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When you're fucking a European chick up the arse, pull out and she shits all over you and your sheets.
"How was your date with Monika, Dave?"
"It was going really well, right up until she did a Dirty Brexit on me..."
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A BREXIT Breakfast is any popular Full Irish or Full English Breakfast that costs more after BREXIT or offers less portions.
I woke up April Fools' Day and ordered a BREXIT Breakfast and it cost twice as much as usual and didn't even have any fresh orange juice. What a fucking nightmare.
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A "brexit geezer" is a British man who enjoys drinking alcohol, watching football and being at the pub. Brexit geezers are usually 35-60 years old.
HOW THEY GOT THEIR NAME
The word "brexit" comes from the time where Great Britain was no longer part of Europe. They are named "brexit geezers" because they wanted Great Britain to be a separate country.
The word "geezer" is a slang word for "man."
THE BREXIT GEEZER NAMES
Brexit geezers usually have typical, middle-aged, British man like: Bill, Dave, Terry, Steve etc.
A BREXIT GEEZER'S FAMILY
Most of the time, they have a wife that's usually a "facebook mum" and his kids may be "chavs" or "roadmen."
A BREXIT GEEZER'S PERSONALITY
We are going to split the average "brexit geezer" personality into two halves, pros and cons.
PROS
• Good old chap
• Always has time for a pint
• Passionate (about their favourite football team).
• Proud (of their country).
CONS
• Racist
• Homophobic
• Sleezy
• Scruffy
• Slob
• Lazy
THINGS YOU CAN DO TO FIND OUT MORE INFO ABOUT "BREXIT GEEZERS"
1. Listen to the wonderful song "day in the life of a true brexit geezer"
2. Visit a local pub and try to have a deep, meaningful conversation with one
3. Google up "brexit geezer" and have a good look at their appearance
4. Google some questions about "brexit geezers" and find out more facts
HAVE A GOOD DAY!!!
"I'm married to a Brexit Geezer, he's lovely!"
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