Brexit
Verb: Brexiting
The act of telling everyone at a gathering (party, meeting ... etc.), that you are leaving, but actually staying.
Theresa is at the party, brexiting near the fridge for over an hour now
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The verb "to brexit" is the annihilation of another player's ankles in the game of football or soccer.
Manager: BREXIT HIM
Player: *Breaks ankles to the point where they can never walk again*
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Describes a self inflicted clusterfuck for which you take no ownership
What a fucking Brexit Dave! Youβre the one who not only built the suicide vest, but decided to wear it AND detonate it, how can it NOT be your fault?!
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The undefined being negotiated by the unprepared in order to get the unspecified for the uninformed.
*seing something that doesn't make sense*
*rolling eyes*
"Oh, that's a total Brexit."
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The latest word for confusion
Guy: What is the meaning of life? Am I real? Are you even real?
Me: I am Brexit right now
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If yβall donβt know what brexit is then lucky you.
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A specific type of fart; the kind emitted in the naΓ―ve belief it's "better out than in", but which has disastrous, unforeseen repercussions.
"Bollocks, thought I could get away with launching an air biscuit but turned out to be a full-on Brexit"
"Fuck off at once Cameron, you useless twat"
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