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Peanut Butthurt is a play on the word "Peanut Butter". It is a sexual act that involves anal sex using crunchy peanut-butter as lube. Shards of peanuts that are present in crunchy-peanut butter can cause minute lacerations inside the rectum, which causes pain to the person on the receiving end of the "Peanut Butthurt". Hence the name.
Jack gave Samantha a Peanut Butthurt last night. Although it was pleasurable, Samantha was sore for days.
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When a christian realizes there is no God.
Joe became a butthurt christian today.
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A british fag who still cant get over that the U.S.A beat their ass 300 to 200 years ago.
That butthurt british guy up the street took down my American flag and put a british one up!
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Butter chicken that is so spicey, it inevitably will burn your anus into a fiery mayhem upon expelling the chicken from your buthole. Thus being butthurt by the chicken
Alix: Wow, Evans been in the washroom for a while.
Mia: Yeah and he'll be in they're for much longer at that, Luc made some dank butthurt chicken
•Someone who gets easily offended/butthurt about everything
•Someone wants to start an argument for no reason
He was being a Sir Butthurt yesterday
A person who acts dramatic about a minor incident
I accidentally spilled some beer on her and she slapped my face for it. She’s Butthurt Light at most.
Refers to a member of the group of people around here who, butthurt about Trump winning the election, write definitions using his name.
"Hey look, this butthurt urbanite defined taking a trump as a toxic dump!"
"Hey this other one made a definition about trumpy butt!"
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