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When the new call of duty game comes out you think its sooooooooo sooo soo good... then you are like "OMG, this game is SOOOOO GREAT!" Then after a few months of the release you are like "wtf is this bullshit, this game sucks." Then when the new cod game is announced you jizz of excitement saying its going to be the best fucking game ever. Then the cycle repeats... over and over again.
Call of Duty Cycle
Black Ops comes out: YAY, THIS GAME IS AWESOME!!!!!!!
Two months Later: Damn, this game sucks ass...
MW3 Comes out: Finally, this is way better than black ops
A few months later: Fuck, this game sucks major narb's.
The cycle repeats.
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Deterioration of muscular tissue in the rear/ass area, due to inactivity , because of prolonged sitting during extended sessions of Call of Duty 4.
Flatness.
"Goddamn my ass is sore from sitting there trying to get my prestige up!"
"haha fucktard, you've got Call of Duty Booty"
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Call of Duty players can be divided into 3 groups:
1: The people that don't ruin the community, unlike group 2 and 3.
2: The people that rant about 360 noscopes and bullshit, and hate it when other players get a lucky kill on them
3: The 7 year olds that act all "dude shut the fuck up I have a bitch blowin me right now asshat fuck you you fucking fucked up fucking piece of fuck fuck fuck nigger fuck."
Group 3 usually relates with group 2. Groups 2 and 3, and rarely group 1, discriminate other games because they don't have superb graphics.
The mind of a Call of Duty player, group 1.
This group varies.
The mind of a Call of Duty player, group 2.
Graphics > Gameplay, 360 noscopes make you cool (when they just make you a goddamn queer UNLESS you don't have an orgasm after pulling one off) and if anyone kills you they are a hacker.
The mind of a Call of duty player, group 3.
Tell people that you are seventeen and not seven. Nope, people WON'T think you're Justin Bieber and they will believe that you have a girlfriend. That's right, you fucking fuck fuck fucked up fucking fucked piece of fucking fuck.
Though I don't play the game itself, I enjoy watching people pull off trick shots, and I do infact find it funny when they have "orgasms", BUT I hate it when they go about knocking on people's doors that they spun in the air and hit someone.
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A term coined to describe the recent trend of games and formerly respected gaming series' to be dumbed down to appeal to the larger, absent minded CoD base. Symptoms include short, repetitive gameplay, linear levels, simple controls and an average gamer age of 12. Recent examples include Ace Combat: Assault Horizon and (soon to be) Mass Effect 3.
"The new Ace Combat game has a serious case of Call of Duty syndrome"
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Someone who plays cod like ashmat kamran
Hey that guy plays call of duty like ashmat Kamran he is a call of duty god
Where 12 year olds with fucking mics call everyone the n word
Me: Plays COD
12 year old: NIG*ER COCK SUCK MY DICK
Me: Call Of Duty Lobbies are so toxic smh
When a person attempts to have a bowel movement whilst in the intermission of a online Call Of Duty match. The player attempts to complete this shit and get back in time before the next match starts. These bowel movements range from one to two minutes, depending on whether or not the player wipes, washes their hands, or cares how much of the next match they miss.
Joe- " I'll be right back, I gotta take a shit."
Bob- "You better make it a call of duty shit, or your going to miss the next match!"
Dad- "Hurry up son, we're going to be late to your game!"
Son- "I'll make it quick, it'll be a call of duty shit."
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