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Where an overgrown frat boy chokes you out with his croakies and then takes a shit on your head….. and then asks you to pay for your own Uber home.
Sara how did it go with Bill last night ? It Went great until he gave me the Charleston….
Are you going to go out with him again?
Depends if he calls me in the next three days….
Where an overgrown frat boy chokes you out with his croakies and then takes a shit on your head….. and then asks you to pay for your own Uber home.
Sara how did it go with Bill last night ? It Went great until he gave me the Charleston….
Are you going to go out with him again?
Depends if he calls me in the next three days….
It is when a woman is laying on her back and a man is standing over her with one long shot of extended sperm. Hanging together for at least 7 inches or more before it breaks off into her mouth.
I was going to give her on big cum shot to her face, but instead I stood over her face a gave her The Charleston Crane directly into her mouth "extending 9 inches long." That's a new record for me.
First and foremost, HOME. Where the Ashley and Cooper Rivers converge to form the Atlantic Ocean. Also the largest "city" in SC. I put city in quotes because it has a small town feel but has almost 1,000,000 in the metro area. Everybody knows everybody here, so if you do something (case in point: Thomas Ravenel, former SC treasurer who went to prison for cocaine dealing), it can ruin not only you but your family's reputation.
Don't confuse Charleston with the shithole Ohioan colony of Mt. Pleasant, which is across the Cooper River, most of the people there are self righteous and fake.
Pros:
Excellent Food
Doesn't feel crowded
Nice weather
Lots of stores
decent airport
great economy
Local news channels are good
I was born here
Cons
TOO MANY DAMN OHIOANS MOVING HERE
Roads are shit
Property is expensive
The TV show "Southern Charm"
In the same county as Mt. Pleasant
1) Ohioan: I just moved to Charleston from Cleveland! It's sooooo nice here, but everyone sounds funny. GO BUCKEYES!
Me: WE'RE FULL GO BACK
2) Person from Mt. Pleasant: I live in Charleston!
Someone from Charleston: no honey you're from Mt. Plastic
Is a guy that would tell you that he likes you in the most extra ways.
He's so extra
You mean he's a charleston
That one boy that all day but when it is time for friends the got your back. He love his family and will die for them. He stay positive minded and is a born star.
Charleston be rocking it on God!
Cities like Charleston, Savannah, and New Orleans (and even Norfolk/Hampton Roads) being port cities tend to have larger intact historic areas and older intact buildings than a lot of the inland cities in the South. A lot of the large commercial areas in the South were built up inland instead of near ports and waterways, though New Orleans and Norfolk have high rise office buildings.
People sometimes try and compare a port city like Charleston to an inland city like Nashville or Atlanta, and tell you one is more like the true South than the other, since some cities have newer buildings, which is bullshit.