A type of erection a paralyzed male gets. It's not fully hard (usually) and will frequently have a spasm causing the erection to bounce up and down.
Girl: (to paralyzed lover) Why's your hard on dancing, does it want it?
Guy: Fuck no, its just a damn chaz spaz.
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Former Olympic champion, immensely talented and modest individual, most noted for his impressive physique and athletic prowess, often mistaken for brad pitt, though this is undoubtedly because he was Brad's body double in the cinematic extravaganza 'Troy'.
"Hey is that Brad Pitt?"
"No its Chaz!"
"Jeez, i just can't tell those two guys apart!"
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A group of people usually 5 who plays at a pro level but play against people on the playground.
Dave: Hey who are they
Paul: thatβs Chaz and the boys we should probably leave before they drop 100 points on us.
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Bloody fat and ugly who can't get a chick but thinks he can
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When a drunk, 250 pound man-boy takes on a 140 pound girl in a fight. While simple math would result in the girl being overpowered, the fact that we are dealing with a man boy results in him getting a black eye, a mouthful of dirt, and pretending he can't remember it the next day.
Hey, did Nick try to rough up Sarah????
Well, he tried, but it just ended up being a Chaz Bono 2 step.
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Where a frat bro dumps a white turd on your chest
That white chaz last night looked spectacular
n(1). A person who lacks skill to do something
n(2). An item that is stupid
v(1). To do an action
n(1). Steve is such chaz-weiner that he can't even play Super Mario.
n(2). My airsoft gun is being a chaz-weiner.
v. Dude, Marko just chaz-weinered over that hole!