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An innuendo alluding to the speaker's blowjob skills.
'I learned the clarinet at school.'
'I look forward to it.'
'Have sex with me.'
'Why should I?'
'Come on, I learned the clarinet at school.'
'COMING!'
So how is Jill at giving you a BJ, John?
Oh, she totally learned to play the clarinet at school.
"Can you do anything?!?"
"I learnt the clarinet at school...."
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"Virtual High Tea coffee n cakes and a bit of Clarinet Chit Chat", is the name of INWIRA's YOUTUBE CHANNEL...
Joe Bloggs to his friend: "You should see this YouTube channel video about some womans clarinet practice.
Joe bloggs friend: "What's it called; the channel?"
Joe bloggs: "Virtual High Tea coffee n cakes and a bit of Clarinet Chit Chat".
Joe Bloggs friend: "Cool."
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A crooked clarinet is an affectionate term for a crooked dick.
Please give me some of that sweet, sweet crooked clarinet! Ahhh! Ohhh! Yassss!
The next progression after being a plain asshat. An ass clarinet makes an emphatic point.
As the night went on, he became even more of a pain in the ass. He was such an ass clarinet.
A name for the straight-belled soprano saxophone owing to its similarity to a metal clarinet.
Sam's ok on the alto-sax but he can tear up the b-flat armored clarinet.
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