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Despite originating on the planet Earth, Clark kids are actually a species of alien. They have achieved this by chiefing so much that their territory, Clark Park, has actually spiritually ascended to the astral plane. They practice an ascetic lifestyle mirroring European monks they call "fiending", which consists of relying, to varying degrees, on other people's weed and food to survive.
The average Clark kid greetings are "who need loud" or "u tryna match?". These are both expressions conveying benevolence in Clark kid culture, as well as social status markers. Social status among Clark kids is determined by quantity of marijuana, similar to how some cultures associate social status with the size of their cattle herd. Traditional Clark kid clothing is a hoodie, pants, and some dirty ass Vans. Some traditional Clark activities include boxing, playing music, stealing from other Clark kids, and ghosting blunts.
Among Clark kids, the words 'bet' , 'merch', and 'facts' all mean 'yes'.
Where two people pose for a picture to imitate the Lewis and Clark Historic Trail signs where one person is pointing while the other looks on. Usually done at a point along their historic trail.
Look at those two Lewis and Clarking, recreating history!
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he is very nice and cute, but very dirtyminded
him: man i lost my girlfriend to tyler clark and I am pissed what does he have that i dont??
friend: a very dirty mind and the niceness and cuteness
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Robert Mueller; coined by Bill Maher, April 26, 2019.
I get it, Mueller’s a Boy Scout, a straight arrow, he played it by the book, but you may have noticed for the last three years, we’ve kind of been off book. Greatness sometimes means not doing everything by the book.
We needed Superman and we got Clark Can't.
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the lead singer of we the kings. from Bradenton, Florida
red-head.
madd cute.
can sing his ass off.
has been known to call the audience "fucking sexy"
wrote "secret valentine" which is about sex.
i went to a we the kings concert the other day and saw travis clark. hes sex on legs.
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The mascot to all gingers of the world. A man with incredible red hair. Give's a good name to all the gingers out there.
-Did you see WTK last night?
-YES! I loved it!
-Did you meet THE Travis Clark?
-Yes. Yes I did. I now love him and he gives such a great name to gingers, I love them all. I have to find me a Travis Clark.
-Me too!
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The current Prime Minister of New Zealand she claims to be a female but we all know she has balls
"My name is Helen Clark, I have balls"
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