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A machine designed mainly to play Solitaire and fix endless problems consuming time and money.
<Idioth> I got a computer yesterday!
<Idoith> Luckyyy!! How is it?
<Idioth> Great! Plenty of Solitaire and a crapload of errors!
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Your best Friend, the protector of Alpha Complex. Disagreeing is treason.
See also, dictator
Citizen, is the computer your friend?
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The most frustrating thing that costs you money when ever it breaks.
Guy: Dude i just found out that my comp has 33 viruses
Guy2: Dude your looking at too much porn
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The form of digital art which manipulates real scenarios/scenes in a fashion which maintains that realism.
The digital transformation of the real subject need not be physically plausible, as long as that realism is maintained.
For example, transforming a real building into a robot would be considered computealism as long as there were enough real looking steps in the transformation from real building to digital robot.
A simple morphing of the above building into a robot would not be enough to constitute computealism.
Also see realuterism
For example digitally destroying a real building by means of digital explosion or collapse would be computealism
Or,
transforming a tongue into a person, provided there is enough visual evidence to support a supposed scientific understanding of the transformation.
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A device where you can watch pornos
I want to watch some porn on my computer
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A machine used for downloading porn, watching Game of Thrones, downloading porn, and downloading porn.
Brian: I got a new computer, Dave!
Dave: Sweet! What are you gonna do with it?
Brian: Visit incest porn websites.
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