Computing

Something really smart assy and pompus you say to someone who is not understanding the most simple thing. They are just too dumb to get it. So you talk to them like a dumb robot seeing if they have blew a fuse...

You are not computing are you...?

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Computer

Similar to air conditioners. Works fine until you open up windows.

On second thought, air conditioners are better than computers.

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Computical

Dealing with computers as in Desktops, laptops, printers, and other peripherals.

We have a lot of computical equipment.

Computer

A machine consisting of a processing unit, some form of memory, and peripheral devices for input and output. Used almost exclusively for updating Adobe Flash, updating Adobe PDF Reader, updating Java, and updating iTunes.

I have a lot of work to do on the computer today, my Adobe PDF Reader hasn't been updated since last night and my Java is nearly three days old!

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Computer

The most useful and most frustrating thing any human being will ever work with.

The computer crashed again. I lost three thousand lines of code.

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Computers

The answer to every single question.

Billy: How do they make cheese?
Bob: Computers.

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computator

Somebody who spends the majority of their free time on their computer.

May also be used to describe the computer neophyte.

{From a TV spot for portable generators}:

Got a new incinerator,
Got a cool refrigerator,
Smell ya later computator
WORK! HOME!! PLAY!!!

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