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Anti-producer/STD system . A condom.
I have to go grab a box of cock corks for tomorrow night's party.
Throw on a cork before you fork.
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The fart bubble that is stuck between your ass cheeks that won't come out no matter how much you squeeze your cheeks.
Whats wrong with you Tim?
I got a corked fart and it won't come out!
To tell someone to shut up or stop talking
- I'm sick of hearing you talk, put a cork in it
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The use of a freshly plucked, bloody tampon as fishing bait.
The trick to cork baiting is to get a fresh, warm one in the water real quick.
My wife and I are planning a cork bating trip later on this year, we'll be gone for about a week.
WOW! That's the biggest one I've ever seen, must of been the ol' cork bating trick.
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The large solid compacted turd that retains massive amounts of liquid feces in the bowels. When the squirt cork is expelled, the liquid feces will pour out almost uncontrollably.
I woke up last night with the worst gut wrenching pain. I sat on the toilet for 10 minutes before I eventually passed a huge squirt cork. I finished the paper work, got up and immediately rushed to the toilet again with some explosive diarrhea....once the squirt cork was expelled, the squirts poured out like a california mudslide!
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a sick off axis skiing, snowboarding, trampoline, freerunning, rollerblading and everything awesome trick. It is a like two 360 but like almost upside down, totally trippy and cool.
Guy1:WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!
Guy2:It was a cork 720 man
Guy1:Woah, that was sexy.
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Someone who “greases their cork”. One who sits there and uses grease on their cocks to jerk off for fun.
Chad was a cork greaser. He used to whack it everywhere. That fag.