cock cork

Anti-producer/STD system . A condom.

I have to go grab a box of cock corks for tomorrow night's party.

Throw on a cork before you fork.

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Corked Fart

The fart bubble that is stuck between your ass cheeks that won't come out no matter how much you squeeze your cheeks.

Whats wrong with you Tim?
I got a corked fart and it won't come out!

put a cork in it

To tell someone to shut up or stop talking

- I'm sick of hearing you talk, put a cork in it

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Cork Baiting

The use of a freshly plucked, bloody tampon as fishing bait.

The trick to cork baiting is to get a fresh, warm one in the water real quick.

My wife and I are planning a cork bating trip later on this year, we'll be gone for about a week.

WOW! That's the biggest one I've ever seen, must of been the ol' cork bating trick.

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squirt cork

The large solid compacted turd that retains massive amounts of liquid feces in the bowels. When the squirt cork is expelled, the liquid feces will pour out almost uncontrollably.

I woke up last night with the worst gut wrenching pain. I sat on the toilet for 10 minutes before I eventually passed a huge squirt cork. I finished the paper work, got up and immediately rushed to the toilet again with some explosive diarrhea....once the squirt cork was expelled, the squirts poured out like a california mudslide!

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Cork 720

a sick off axis skiing, snowboarding, trampoline, freerunning, rollerblading and everything awesome trick. It is a like two 360 but like almost upside down, totally trippy and cool.

Guy1:WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!
Guy2:It was a cork 720 man
Guy1:Woah, that was sexy.

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Cork Shrew

Somebody who constantly drinks wine and puts down the people around them, is incredibly self centered and needy, yet still expects people to be nice to them and treat them with respect.

They are such a cork shrew, they need to stop drinking and take a look at their life.