the Cosmic Turd

– noun
A particularly solid (or frozen) piece of excrement, used as a makeshift dildo.

- verb phrase
To {perform} the Cosmic Turd; the act of using a Cosmic Turd as a make-shift dildo, with the intention of stimulating the recipient to climax before it becomes uselessly flaccid.

I couldn't get wood, so I had to slip her the Cosmic Turd...

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Cosmic Cunt

A shockingly phenomenal bitch (female or male) who defies all boundaries of average bitchitude.

What a fucking COSMIC cunt!! That bitch just erased my hard drive!

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cosmic oddesy

when the male puts his penis in between his legs and puts his ass in the air ,then the female sits on it and proceeds to fuck him

hey me and my girl just went on a cosmic oddesy.

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Cosmic Blowjob

When you get your dick sucked with vape in the girls mouth. (Like a space ship with smoke underneath)

Dude Stacy gave me a cosmic blowjob with banana ice yesterday.

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cosmic doughnut

The act of swirling your dick in a circular motion in a bitches ass then ejaculating in said ass.

My girlfriend wanted to try something, new so I gave her a cosmic doughnut.

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Cosmic Clan

A total piece of shit made by some queer little children that thought it would be a good idea to make a fortnite clan

Yo, I joined Cosmic Clan last week but I left due to getting 12 different types of cancer the next morning

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Cosmic Wolf

A person who faps to Paddle Porn all day long.

Last night me and my babe Cosmic Wolf'ed

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