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Coscto Privilege is like White Privilege but it involves people who back up traffic at a Costco Parking lot in order to save walking 10 extra feet. People who exercise this privilege, instead of getting a bit more actual exercise by walking a few feet, usually drive large SUV's with "My Kid's an Honor Student" bumper stickers.
Dammit, you see that soccer mom in her SUV. There's 10 cars behind her that have to wait because of her Costco Privilege.
The feeling you get when you’ve already picked up everything you need from Costco but continue shopping and your bill is three times what you expected.
The feeling you get when you unload your car after a Costco run and you hope noone sees the excessive amount of bulk merchandise you’ve purchased for a family of two.
She felt the weight of Costco shame set in as she put her massive pack of lemons,
She felt an immense amount of Costco shame as she unloaded her box of 120 ice cream sandwiches for a family of two from her car as the hot neighbor walked by.
Buy and wear clothes from Costco.
That getup is very Costcocore! Great Newbalances bro
Ew, what are you wearing? That's so Costcocore
Trying to be a spy? Dress Costco-core and be fully incognito
Psychological syndrome where you buy things you've never used, will never use or never use the amount you purchased before it goes bad but are completely happy about it.
"Why are you doing a new room addition?" "It is for the new spice rack because the 4 pound curry and turmeric jars I bought while suffering from Costco Syndrome won't fit in my kitchen. If I ever start enjoying the taste of either of those spices it will be great, got them at a phenomenal price!"
When you split a Costco Chicken bake, shove on half up your ass, then the other on your dick. From there your girl will eat it off for full effect.
Dude what did you do with that girl? It sounded like it hurt.
Oh yeah, she gave me a Costco Salt Job.
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When you fall in love with a product and go back to Costco to buy it again but they are out of stock.
Me: I bought these protein bars at Costco. I went back to get more and they were out.
Homie: Fool you just got costcoed!
Da Central-American country where dey make a lot of da merchandise marketed by da fifth largest retailer in da world.
I'd rather "buy American made" --- nothing from Costco Rica for me, thank you very much!