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a feminine hygiene product, a tampon.
Aunt Flo was in town, so i had to pick up some cotton rockets for my girl.
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when you have to take a shit so bad that the terd is touching your underwear
I had to take a shit so bad that, before I got to the toilet I was dotting cotton.
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Something people say when they get mad.
Or it is a replacement for GD or Gosh Darn it.
"You get on my last cotton pickin nerves!"
"Damn, you so cotton pickin fugly"
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The female equivalent to whiskey dick. Dry pussy like cottom mouth associated whith the dry mouth you get when you get stoned or smoke (420) marijuanna
Had to get out the K-Y jelly cause she had cotton-pussy. I said she was a coyote ugly but really my beer goggles gave me whiskey dick
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Cotton pussy
Noun or adjective
a very dry vagina from smoking marijuana. The vagina is semi lubricated but not enough for comfortable sex. A cotton mouth sensation in the vagina despite being horny and aroused. Due to smoking marijuana.
"Baby please use the lube down there, I have cotton pussy from smoking that joint!"
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"I cant go swimming with you today, As I am riding the cotton-pony!".
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Pooping into a sock and then hitting somebody with it.
Joe was being a deuche so I gave him a cotton carl.
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