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cough-gasm (v.) - a word which describes a cough that is immediately followed by an orgasmic-like moan. it is usually unintentional and very annoying. typically, over dramatic people will cough-gasm.
i could not concentrate on my final exam because the douche-bag behind me had a cough-gasm every 5 minutes.
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A word to trick your boss into granting you a week off.
Me: "Hey boss, I'm not coming today because I have a wee cough."
Boss: "You have a wee cough?"
Me: "Thanks boss, see ya next week!
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The sound a toilet makes when you take a very large dump. After flushing the toilet, it can not handle it and all the water runs out, the overworked crapper makes a coughing sound as it tries to pass your recent donation.
I was sitting in the stall this morning and the guy next to me must be eating too much brand. He flushed and the toilet coughed like it was dying, like an old man with TB.
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Fuck all the other definitions this is the real one.
Sativa 80 / Indica 20
Origins - N/A
Flowering - 56-63 days
Harvest - Early October
Strawberry Cough is a sweet-flavored indoor variety with just enough indica influence to shorten the typically slow growing time of the semitropical sativa into a 2 month flowering cycle. The creamy berry taste combines with its expansive smoke to deliver a variety worty of its name.
Strawberry Cough gardens efficiently whether using hydroponics or soil setups. It is too branchy for sea of green, but Dutch Passion recommends planting 15-20 plants per square meter (1-2 plants per square foot). Strawberry Cough likes a boost of nutrients at the beginning of vegetative growth. Although no data was available for outdoor gardens, Strawberry Cough performs terrifically in greenhouses. Strawberry Cough is a plant of happy mediums, growing to a height of around 3 feet indoors or in a greenhouse garden and exhibiting leaves that balance between indica and sativa influences. This multi-branched plant will start delivering ripe colas about 40 days into flowering, and continue with a second wave that finishes at about 65 days. Greenhouse flowering times are typically a week shorter than indoor gardens.
The buds are tight and shaped like narrow pinecones, and may get quite long. This variety's branches are sturdy and support even the weightiest of colas. Strawberry Cough tickles the lungs with her creamy-sweet smoke, whose flavor resembles strawberry, perhaps with a kiwi fruit complement. The buz is heady and active, a classic let's-go-hiking sativa lift that can alleviate depression.
Hey boy have you had the Strawberry Cough dis shit is potent.
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A cough often produced by smokers, created by excess phlegm in the esophagus. The sound created is loud and harsh, and grabs the attention of nearby people.
Bob 1: I didn't know you smoked, Bob 2...
Bob 2: Yes. I'm trying to get a Smoker's Cough.
Bob 1: That's fucking ridiculous. Why?
Bob 2: Just because.
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an ailment that comes from exposure to many hoes or too much of one hoe over a short period of time; a hoe related illness resulting from tightness in the chest and persistent wheezing and coughing
My man Jon caught the hoe cough after takin' this hoe to Jamaica for the week.
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A unnecessary cough issued close to a smoker in a passive aggressive way to alert the smoker to the common distaste of their habit.
Smoker 1: Yeah, so I was knee deep...
Passerby: *Cough*
Smoker 2: Was that just an asshole cough? C'mon. We all die in the end, man.
Passerby 2: *Cough*
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