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having a wank whilst crying - emo style.
'He's gone to have a crank'
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Yorkshire slang. A general insult along the vein of muppet.
'ere, you crank, what you doing?
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An amalgamation of 'crap' and 'wank', usually to describe a rather mediocre or rushed session of masturbation.
1. I had to slip a crank before the wife got home
2. (typical speech from the bathroom during cranking) Don't worry love, I'll be down in a minute. Literally.
3. Boy, you keep cranking like that and it'll drop off
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To cry whilst wanking, often occuring when a person has taken a drug such as ecstacy, cocaine or crystal meth and then returned home alone after clubbing where, whilst sitting on the end of his bed he realises the futility and lonliness of his life and can't help but add to his feeling of worthlessness by struggling to maintain an erection whilst having a long hard wank.
I went home after the club and cranked myself into a coma
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to cry and wank simultaneously
feeling sexy on a sad day
*cranks*
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The act of flirting with several girls at once.
Guy1: hey look at that dude cranking all those girls over there.
Guy 2: he is a god
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To crank is to wank and cry simultaneously. The tears can be used as lubricant. Cranking is most commonly done when a relationship has just ended.
"I had a crank two hours ago" "My boyfriend just dumped me, I really need a crank" "I saw you cranking last night" "You're a cranker" "Your mum just caught me cranking" "Don't sit on that sofa, I had a drunken crank there when I got back last night"
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