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DID YOU SEE THAT SEXY CROATIAN ON TUMBLR!?!?!!?!?1 HE HAD ALL KINDS OF TATTOOS AND I WANTED TO FUCK HIM IMMEDIATELY. NAW THAT WAS DEYVIS AND OMG I WANNA RIDE HIM LIKE A RODEO
"Are you tired baby? Let me stimulate the G-spot." - A sexy Croatian to Kelsey.
someone who has no sense of humor.
damn, this croatian over here is so unfunny.
People who have the biggest average cock size in the world (22.4 cm).
Person 1: Did you know that he is Croatian?
Person 2: Wow, it means he has a huge cock!
Person 3: Yeah, he pounded me once with his 25 cm long Croatian cock.
Person 1 and 2: Wow! We need some Croatian cock here and now!!!
a woman with borderline personality disorder that thinks she is hot shit and will most likely end up single for a very long time. she will most likely end up a lonely, bitter woman that is never satisfied with anything and wishes she was nicer to a boy that was madly in love with her back in high school and also wishes she even dated, married and had kids with him. this usually happens when a croatian new yorker like her never gives people in general second chances, especially that one boy. that boy is now a man that is lonely and bitter too and wont find a woman that would truly satisfy his needs. once its over, he’ll get over them so quick over the thought of the croatian new yorker. the croatian new yorker is unique, strong, independent, and extremely beautiful to the point where it would motivate a man to literally achieve their goals.
this dude: hey shes very hot bro i marry her
that dude: careful bro she’s a croatian new yorker, she’ll put you into oblivion if you mess up
A popular Eastern European sex position. Stand your partner against a wall, face to the wall. Mount them from behend while setting their hair on fire and restraining their hands so that they can't put the fire out.
She: I see Laverne is wearing a wig.
He: Yeah, she and Bruce tried the Croatian Candle Holder last week.