Mark Cuban

A psycotic Millionaire that gives Dallas Mavericks fans plane tickets.

Mark Cuban is a Psychopath

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Cuban Spaceship

A sex act in which a women bends a dick straight up in the air, takes both of the man's balls in her mouth and blows. An audible sound like that of blowing on a stomach should be heard.

Hhhhbbbbb! - Cuban Spaceship noise

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Cuban Lube

soaking a towel in ball sweat and pork, and squeezing it on a pleasure hole.

I just cuban lubed that chick last night.

Cuban Mocha

Put chocolate and coffee in a persons mouth, then stick your dick in their mouth and cum to add the milk

"Can you make me a Cuban mocha tonight John?" oral

cuban loaf

Slang term used to describe a Cuban mans penis

Ever since Christian was a small boy he was proud of his Cuban loaf.

Cuban Fatboy

An enormous, solid bowl movement that settles in the toilet pan without breaking thus resembling a huge Cuban cigar.

Archibald: Wow, do I feel better now!

Cyril: Why so old chap?

Archibald: I just curled out the most monstrous Cuban fatboy you've ever seen. The tip was poking out of the water it was so big!

Cyril: Huzzah!

Archibald: Huzzah!

cuban carmichaels

Slang for cubic centimeters. A measurement commonly used to describe an engines total displacement or "size". Also used for metric volumetric measurements.

"Hey Derek, how may cuban carmichaels is that shit box truck of yours?"
"Oh eh it's about 2399 cuban carmichaels buddy!"