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A term combining "isn't real" and "don't exist", this internet meme was coined by MannixThePirate of Youtube and Blogtv.
Some things that don't real include: aliens, mental illness, female orgasms, God, 9/11, grammar, and mudkipz.
Paul: Hey man, look at those hot lesbians over there!
Nick: Pfft, you're a moron. Lesbians don't real.
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Jerry Springer: "Vikki is here to tell her husband Jason she's really a man."
Audience: "Sit Down He-She, Sit Down He-She!"
Vikki: "DON"T HATE, DON'T HATE!!! You know I look good, DON'T HATE!"
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Stop your worrying. (Commonly used on the West Coast)
Guy One: Aye bluhd, when mah momma finds out that we was gettin' high in tha house she gon beat mah ass!
Guy Two: Breh, don't trip, we gon be done before she comes home.
Guy One: Oh aiight, coo'.
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An exclamation used after pulling off a piece of dead skin from your foot and discarding it.
Person 1: Don't need that!
Person 2: That's disgusting
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A tragic fondue error. While at a fondue party with friends, not following fondue protocol can result in a fon-don't.
Keeley went overboard lighting the flame and started a huge fire under the fondue pot. She committed a major fon-don't.
Somehow, Chuck got the sauce for his chicken on his shoulder. He was wearing a fon-don't on his sleeve.
Troy tried loading too many items on his fondue fork and they fell off in the oil while cooking. Leaving food in the fondue pot is a fon-don't.
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Show familiarity. visit someone regularly.
Stop by the house sometime. Don't be a stranger.
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An exclamation--said very quickly--that you can spout at anyone or anything at the slightest suggestion of dickery.
Professor: Yeah, so we're gonna have to go until five today.
You: Don't be a dick!
Professor: See me after class.
You: Donbeadik!!
Professor: OK, go home now.
Computer Screen: (Download Time...... 71 days)
You: Don't be a dick!
Computer Screen: (Download Time...... 4min, 15sec)
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