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A redsox centerfielder that oddly resembles jesus. He shall be the savior to the redsox this season.
"If the Redsox can't win this year with Jesus Christ in centerfield then they must be cursed."
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Matt Damon is repulsive.
abhorrent, abominable, animal, creepy, cruddy, disagreeable, disgusting, distasteful, dog, dorky, earth pig, forbidding, foul, funky, grody, gross, hateful, hideous, horrid, loathsome, nasty, nauseating, noisome, objectionable, obnoxious, odious, off-putting, pig, pugnacious, repellent, revolting, sickening, sleazeball, sleazy, spastic, stinky, ugly, undesirable, unpleasant, unsightly, vile
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a Dirty Damon is when one shits in another mouth and the person with the shit in the mouth try's to gargle it then spread it on the others face while putting their pubes and ass hair on the others face making it seem like they are a dirty Damon they then proceed to suck the other off and then spit the cum on the others face adding to the mix of shit and hair.
guy: hey babe wanna do a Dirty Damon tonight?
girl: whats a dirty Damon
guy: ill show you ;)
girl: OH GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOI-
guy: shhhhh just let it happen
guy: shits on his face)
girl: ah i see now
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A Loyal friend who is like God, very humble,meek and handsom.Once you meet him you are drawn to him by his natural charm, and you will never wont to let go.
Someone who is always there when you need him.
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incredibly awesum actor and a hottie with sexy abs and a perfect smile!!
Matt's nickname should be Campbell cuz he is Mmm Mmm Good!
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A really really really hot actor that gets all the ladies.
Matt Damon gets all the ladies.
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An overrated, mediocre Center Fielder who plays for a team so evil its name dare not be mentioned here.
Four .300 seasons since 1995 do not make Johnny Damon anything special.
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