When a man awakes to perform the morning dispersal of urination, to find that the juices from the sluice of sluts he slayed the night before, has dried into a funky crust. DO NOT PANIC MEN.
This "dick dandruff" can EASILY be discarded by simply tugging your meat until the remnants have shed entirely.
Bro I thought that last cunt I dropped my was in was infected or something. Woke up this morningwith crust flaking off my dick. After thorough research though, found out it's just "dick dandruff".
Hi five bro
(Crust falls off friends hand as he strikes the hand slapping pose)
Noun: The dried vaginal secretions on a man's penis from unprotected sex that resembles hair dandruff when it's dried
I was raw dogging Melissa earlier today, and freaked out when I went pee that my dick was scaly, but I scratched it and it was just dick dandruff
1.Dry skin inside your pubes like actual head dandruff. .
2. Post sexual juices crustied around the base of your peepee place.
I didn't shower after sex so I got dick dandruff and it smells.
Rolled up toilet paper balls that are left over on or around a woman's butthole
Man sending back shots to a girl: "Girl, you gotta wipe better, you have butt dandruff"
Excess cocaine in your nose leftover from the last time you did a line
*sneezes out nose dandruff *
If a girl recently revieved HIV from a 5'10 clamy englishmen, she tends to have an increase of peach fuzz and chicken wire around her watermelon iced tea. If this area is littered with mex chex and/or parmesean cheese, she has desert dandruff. You can only remove it with 8 fluid acres of fresh hispanic men... or domestic violence
Bob: Yo i was finger painting my ladies private parts last night i got swallowed by a storm of desert dandruff
Boob: aw shit man did it taste good
Bob: no it reminded me of slavery and black concentration camps
When you don't wipe properly after dropping stool and the remnants crust over like a scab and flakes of dried poo end up in your underwear.
I went to do my husband's laundry, and when I pick up his underwear, some poo dandruff got on my hand. Thank God I noticed or I could have ended up with pink eye.