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Rolled up toilet paper balls that are left over on or around a woman's butthole
Man sending back shots to a girl: "Girl, you gotta wipe better, you have butt dandruff"
Resulting from not keeping ones pubic area neat, trim and clean. Cock Dandruff, the particulate matter that builds up on the front of the urinal and or toilet.
It’s not my job, so much Cock Dandruff on the front of the toilet; it’s not my job to clean it up. We can tell the one living in this house that does not keep their pubic hair on point. Every time they pee it looks like the public restroom at the convention center local.
dandruff left on one`s stomach after receiving oral sex with someone with dandruff.
" Courtney left a pile of tummy dandruff on me after she blew me"
the specks of crap/poop left behind on the further back side of the toilet, near the underside of the toilet bowl, normally caused by improper wiping
"Michael left poop dandruff on the toilet because he wiped wrong."
If a girl recently revieved HIV from a 5'10 clamy englishmen, she tends to have an increase of peach fuzz and chicken wire around her watermelon iced tea. If this area is littered with mex chex and/or parmesean cheese, she has desert dandruff. You can only remove it with 8 fluid acres of fresh hispanic men... or domestic violence
Bob: Yo i was finger painting my ladies private parts last night i got swallowed by a storm of desert dandruff
Boob: aw shit man did it taste good
Bob: no it reminded me of slavery and black concentration camps
When the pussy skin is dry and chafing, leaving behind dead skin that smells fishy.
My boi: YOOOO i just smashed bro
Me:good shit fam.
My boi: YYEEEAAAHHH DUDE, I ate her booty pasta and her dolphin dandruff.
Me: too much information bro, how about you smoke my pine real quick to make me feel comfortable
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Excess cocaine in your nose leftover from the last time you did a line
*sneezes out nose dandruff *