Random
Source Code
Random
Steve Irwin + Sting Ray = Dead. (Note: Actual proven scientific fact.)
steve irwin is effing dead.
8👍 8👎
The thing Daniel Ocampo says at the end of his tiktoks then sticks his tongue out
You ever sleep to run away from your problems? Okay, pack it up Sleeping Beauty. Got me dead...dead as a cacaroach🤪”
252👍 2👎
1. killed 2. beat up 3. got angry at 4. ruined
1. That cat deaded the mouse.
2. Manderson stole my idea so I deaded him.
3. Fleck's dad deaded him when he got home late.
4. Skippy Dawg deaded my computer.
36👍 42👎
A song written by the not-so-popular and not-so-well-known band They Might Be Giants.
I returned a bag of groceries accidentally taken off the shelf before the expiration date.
I came back as a bag of groceries accidentally taken off the shelf before the date stamped on myself.
Did a large procession wave their tortches as my head fell in the basket?
And was everybody dancing on the casket?
Now it's over, I'm dead and I haven't done anything that I want OR I'm still alive and there's nothing I want to do.
4👍 2👎
No longer living; non existent.
(of an emotion) no longer felt; ended; extinguished.
For some people love turns to hate, those are the ones who seek to destroy the other. For others, it much much worse, you become dead to them...non existent. They never think or concern themselves with you anymore, all of the emotions they once felt are now completely dead. Every memory they had of time shared with you is...erased, to make room for new better, more positive, lasting memories to replace.
6👍 5👎
a phrase used by a handsome mf named daniel and his cacaroach family. usually used to end a sentence or FACT
why would i do my homework when i can sleep?
got me dead...dead as a CACAROACH
109👍 1👎
No whining or bitching. Because you can't. You are dead.
You at least want some questions answered?
You'd probably be better off just getting used to keeping quiet, dead boy.
And that also goes for the smart bitch right there that just said "I'm not a boy". You're dead too.
Welcome to deadity.
In your first and final venture into deadness, you may notice how the weather is neither hot nor cold, and how there are no rainy days or sunny days. Or more specifically, you may have noticed how "weather" does not exist. Be very alarmed. Do not be alarmed. In fact, you may find in your dead state that approximately 100% of the sensations and phenomena you were familiar with in your living days are conspicuously non-existent.
Remember how, when you were alive, you wasted hours and hours watching daytime (and probably night-time) television? Well, this is exactly like that, except without the television. And without the day and night. And without time.
Perhaps you have noticed a light shining in the distance. Please do not approach it. In the past countless dead like yourself have fooled themselves into believing it was the gate to heaven, or possibly an angel, or even God. However, it is none of the above. It's my cell phone blinking. I have mail. You don't though. Because you're dead.
Courtesy of Uncyclopedia. Dead.
5👍 4👎