Comes in clutch helping you with your homework,BUT does not help you on the quiz. Makes a big deal out of everything but still a good friend. Makes fun of you when you are trying to help
Person #1: I need help on the homework
Person #2: ask Diana for help but don't count on her help for the quiz
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An amazing person who hates everyone
I wish I could be more like Diana
Ya sheβs so iconic, cool yet mean
Ex: April ludgate
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1) A person who traps puppies under chairlegs, breaks windows with bowling pins, gets freaky monster-rashes on her wrist, is able to tan while wearing jeans, is worshipped by bugs (but not flies), eats mashed potatoes with peanut butter, and is more awesome than you.
2) The act of texting from 193820 different phone numbers.
"Hey dude, did you see Diana?"
"You mean that weird girl laying in the grass over there even though it's not sunny? Yeah, she's still there."
"Yo, did she text you?"
"She's totally Diana-ing me.. but i don't care, 'cause they make me happy."
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you will most likely find her in a cave 9000 miles from your home, sucking very very very juicy toes.
girl: who is that?
boy: that's my cavewoman, diana ;)
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Someone who is quiet/boring/anti-social in reality, but a huge fucking troll on the internet.
Reality :
guy1 : hi
Diana : hi >///<
Internet :
guy1 : hi
Diana : The fuck you want? 8========D
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1) someone who adores goats
2) someone who owns a shoehorn
3) someone who doesn't listen to music
4) someone who can't dance well
1) She really likes goats, she's so diana.
2) Wow, that girl is so diana, she needs a shoehorn to take off her clothes.
3) I hate this song, i must be diana.
4) You can't dance for beans! You are soooo diana!!
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A Diana is an oddity found wandering the halls of some high schools. Ginger hair, dark makeup, and squish are all part of a normal Diana. On many occasions a Diana will be listening to loud death metal, or angry music of any sort. A Diana is usually friendly, and will accept love and companions easily. It's batteries are powered by coffee, and will happily collapse in any designated are when running low. Diana's require lots of attention, and have the bad habit of going into emo-mode when malfunctioning slightly.
Hey, what's that noise?
Oh, it's just a Diana.
Who drank all my coffee?
Probably a Diana.
What's this thing sleeping on my boy/girlfriend?
YOU JUST GOT DIANA'D, BITCH.
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