Earl Monroe

The Pearl, Black Jesus. As a member of the Baltimore Bullets and later the New York Knicks, Earl Monroe dazzled fans and opponents alike with streetball dribbling and scoring flair. Monroe was especially adept at the spin move, which he would often use to freeze defenders before blowing past them to the hoop.

"Earl Monroe destroyed me with that spin move tonight. I knew it was coming, but I couldn't stop it." - Jerry West

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Earl Grey

The sexual act of urinating into your partners mouth, then dipping your scrotum into their mouth, full of urine.

"Want to have some Earl Grey? Bladders Full!"

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Earl Grey

When a senior (or any man with grey pubic hair) gives another person a teabag.

Old man Buck gave Christina an Earl Grey.

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Earl Gray

To teabag, but with great dignity

"Dude i totally teabagged Wilma"
"No way man, she's way too uptight"
"Yeah, it was an Earl Gray"

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henry earl

Black dude with TB. He is the town drunk of Lexington, KY. Has achieved infamous status on the internet (fark.com) and TV (Jimmy Kimmel Live) due to his 800 arrests on public drunkeness charges in the last 10 years. Carries a picture of James Brown and dances for tips.

Henry Earl drank a bottle of Thunderbird and ended up back in the drunk tank a mere 8 hours after being released.

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Uncle Earl

Noun: the act of bringing a woman to orgasm via cunnilingus.

History: At a wedding, Uncle Earl approached a stranger to explain “how to keep a woman happy” and gave explicit directions for cunnilingus. These instructions included, “ya' gotta just get in there, just - get - in - there!” accompanied by vigorous head shaking and an arm pumping action.

I can't wait to give my girl some Uncle Earl!

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Nick Earl

bogart
To smoke the majority or all of a joint/bowl when you may not have even rolled or packed it.

STOP NICK EARLING THAT JOINT.
You just Nick Earled that joint.

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