Earl Grey

When a senior (or any man with grey pubic hair) gives another person a teabag.

Old man Buck gave Christina an Earl Grey.

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Earl Gray

To teabag, but with great dignity

"Dude i totally teabagged Wilma"
"No way man, she's way too uptight"
"Yeah, it was an Earl Gray"

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henry earl

Black dude with TB. He is the town drunk of Lexington, KY. Has achieved infamous status on the internet (fark.com) and TV (Jimmy Kimmel Live) due to his 800 arrests on public drunkeness charges in the last 10 years. Carries a picture of James Brown and dances for tips.

Henry Earl drank a bottle of Thunderbird and ended up back in the drunk tank a mere 8 hours after being released.

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Uncle Earl

Noun: the act of bringing a woman to orgasm via cunnilingus.

History: At a wedding, Uncle Earl approached a stranger to explain “how to keep a woman happy” and gave explicit directions for cunnilingus. These instructions included, “ya' gotta just get in there, just - get - in - there!” accompanied by vigorous head shaking and an arm pumping action.

I can't wait to give my girl some Uncle Earl!

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Earl

EJ STOP PUTTING THIS ON YOUR STORY OMFG STOP YOUR NOT COOL YOU’RE NOT ANY OF THOSE THINGS THESE OTHER DEFINITIONS ARE SAYING NO ONE CARES

EARL STOP PUTING THIS ONE YOUR STORY
with a confident face but knows he wrong NO IM ALL OF WHAT IT SAYS

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Earl

1. A herb
2. Trendy dude who really follows the latest pop culture and fashions, and not just for the chicks
3. A nerd or dork
4. Show off or braggart, especially for something that isn't that cool, like video games
5. Anyone who plays golf
6. Modern day substitute for the taboo word "fag," but without any gay connotation
7. Southern pronunciation of the word "oil"

We used to be friends, but he started earlin out with yellow hair and Britney Spears albums. I just can't chill with that dude anymore.

They crashed the party and started hitting bumps. It was like tropical storm earl all over again so I bounced.

That guy I work with wears pink shirts, tight corduroy pants, got golf clubs in his white Mercedes, and blasting jay z music. He's the biggest earl in my division.

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Nick Earl

bogart
To smoke the majority or all of a joint/bowl when you may not have even rolled or packed it.

STOP NICK EARLING THAT JOINT.
You just Nick Earled that joint.

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