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When you love easter and you go full out with like hiding chocolates, dressing as the Easter bunny and having an Easter egg scavenger hunt.
Lina: Why is Mai so excited for Easter, like dressing as the Easter bunny. She is so extra
Micheal: She must love that Easter SZN
The Easter Monkey is an upgrade from the Easter Bunny. The Easter Monkey arrives sometime after your tax return and before Easter Sunday bearing gifts of technology.
Jason was thrilled with the Playstation 3 the Easter Monkey brought him this year. Next year he's asking for a bigger HD TV.
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A post on any type of social media where a hoe attempts to flaunt her body in her new spring clothes with the clever caption of "Happy Easter". Of course, what better time to promote sluttiness on the most religious Christian holiday of the year.
Did you see Jane's Easter Selfie?! I swear I came when I saw it.
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S'mores for the Spring: Take gram crackers, a peep, Easter M&M's and put them in a microwave for 12 seconds. Enjoy!
I have all this crappy Easter candy and don't know what to do with it. I know, Easter s'mores!
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Easter Bunny, often referred to an imaginary character which delivered easter eggs to children also refers to the rabbit eaten at the time of Easter. A long tradition carried out by generations of Europeans where Rabbits (of any species) are roasted, usually alive, to be consumed as a sacrifice to celebrate Jesus Christ.
"Say Steve, have you got your Rabbit ready for Easter yet?"
"That be a fine specimen of Hare for that there luncheon, Easter Bunny sure tastes good!"
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An exceptionally large lagomorph that died for our sins (or was that wordJesus/word?) and, during the month of April, delivers delectable candy treats to all the good little Gentile boys and girls of the world.
On Easter’s Eve, the Easter Bunny arises from his tomb to spread good tidings and tooth-rotting chocolate Christ statuettes to all.
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The desired result from inserting a finger into a female vagina durring her minstrel cycle on easter day. The finger(s) should be red and allowed to dry. Authentic Easter Fingers are made using actual female rabbits. The odds of getting an Easter Finger are rare and therefore highly desireable.
Ira got his Easter Finger and red wings on the same day.
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