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When a Hot Air Balloon or any other type of balloon blocks the sun or moon causing an eclipse.
Dave saw a Hot Air Balloon at the fair blocking the sun momentarily and hollered "Ballooner Eclipse!".
When a lady is giving head to a negro in the dark and his girthy dick covers up the his pearly white teeth and eyeballs.
Kylie- "I think I saw an eclipse dick last night!"
Alli- "wow that is a once in a lifetime experience!"
Mitsubishi eclipse RS, GS, GS-Turbo, GSX-all wheel drive
Though very fast cars in there own perspective. They have many flaws such as but not limited to Crankwalk, Bent valves(see broken timing belts) shitty timing belts, and failing automatic transmissions. The RS and GS eclipses ARE NOT FAST they are rice wagons and are most likey driven by a ricer (see ricer,ricer burner, wigger, or wigger ricer for definition) THe rs and some GS modelsshare a common engine with the dodge neon the 420a engine a dohc 150hp 132ft/lb 2.0 4 cyl engine fast in a neon r/t or ACR- a 2500 or less pound car ,SLOW ASS HELL IN A 3200-3500 pound eclipse. these eclipses should not be mistaken with the 210 hp 4g63 turbocharged engine in the GS-T or GSX- these cars share this engine with older Mitsubishi Lancer EVO's. these engines however(unlike the eclipses 420a) can be very easily upgraded on STOCK INTERNALS to be 400+hp which has been proven over and over again. NO this car is not a ricer by any means. rs and gs can be and most likey are.
MAN my mitsubishi eclipse rs has a racing fart can and high performance cold air intake and i still couldnt take that ford mustang GT, why did that mitsubishi eclipse GSX with just a lil boost controller could?
ricer: man my mitsubishi eclipse rs runs over 38psi
eclipse GSX owner: yeah in your tires. people like you that drive the base models of the fast cars give the real version of the car a bad name!.
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This refers to someone with a mega large arse
fuck look at that
what
look at the size of that total eclipse
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Attention all avid cereal eaters. You may think you have it figured out, eating your favorite brand of cereal the same way every time, but I am here to tell you there is a better way.
There are many different methods to eating cereal. A popular approach is to make a horizontal wall of dry cereal, with the milk covered cereal closest to you. As time goes by this wall of crunchy cereal slowly recedes. Most of the time by the end of the bowl there is a large amount of soggy cereal left at the bottom no matter how careful you are.
With this new revolutionary method known as the "Cereal Eclipse" all your cereal eating problems will be solved. Plus friends will be impressed by unique the eclipse shape.
To pull off this impressive feat it just take a little bit of practice. Start off by making sure to pour the correct amount of milk. Too much and your cereal will be too soggy, too little and there won't be enough milk. Once your cereal is ready use your spoon to horizontally plunge about a third of the cereal (horizontally) into the milk. Eat a good amount of this. Then begin to dig straight into the middle of this wall of cereal, not the sides. As the shape of the wall begins to become circular you will notice there is a large amount of dry, crunchy cereal waiting in reserve along the edge of the far side of the bowl, forming an eclipse shape. As you finish the cereal you can collapse the eclipse and enjoy fresh, non-soggy cereal.
Enjoy.
Cereal Eclipse
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When a black and white dude moon you at the same time
Dayvid and Jacob solar eclipsed Hunter, Athan, and Bobby when they walked into the room.
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When a person leans over wearing blue jeans, and part of their butt crack is exposed. Does not apply to a full showing of the butt, but it is at least partially covered. Can be attractive in some cases, but usually not. Like a solar eclipse, looking for more than a second can burn your eyes.
She bent over pick up a box, and all I could see was her denim eclipse.
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