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Something you should stare at... if you want to go blind. Like the Dumbass in Chief shown here.
Dumbass Trump stared at the eclipse, because he's a fucking dumbass.
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1. A large piece of shit Stephanie Meyer made
Dude I almost shitted out an Eclipse
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The last song on Dark Side of The Moon.(The one that goes along right after Brain Damage).
Eclipse came on and I knew it was near the end of the album.
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When you're talking to your gf and you see a hot chick coming your way and you move so she has to walk in between you and your gf and she "eclipses" your gf.
Dude, my girl and I were talking outside the store and this eclipse came,straight at me.
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Someone so disgustingly large they blot out the sun when they pass by you.
Why did it get dark? It's the middle of the day.. is it an eclipse?
No, it's just the new guy from accounting. He needs to lay off the snacks. He's already a human eclipse.
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The 3rd book in the Twilight Saga by Stephanie Meyer. In this book, a rampage of newborn vampires from Seattle come to Forks, and are after Bella Swan. The werewolfs and Cullens team up against them. Bella agrees to marry Edward Cullen, and turns down the unbelieavably funny and sexy Jacob Black which was probably the worst decision of her life.
Random Girl 1 : OMG! I CANT BELIEVE BELLA TURNED DOWN JACOB IN ECLIPSE! HE'S WAY HOTTER THAN EDWARD!
Random Girl 2: I know!
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A day time blackout.
Blacking out while the sun is in the sky.
"Didn't I see you at the ΞΦΣ day drink on Saturday?"
I don't know, maybe, I eclipsed by noon.
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