Free-er

Even more free than free

Guy:I had my last day of school today! I'm free!
Girl: Wow! You couldn't get any free-er!

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229'er

Part 2

But today we will tell you all about this magical place and it inhabitants. A 229'er can observe the MOST BEAUTIFUL SUNRISES AND SUNSETS if you venture just beyond the borders of this no-mans land. Or just wait Princess Weirdo will take the pictures and she'll show them to you whether you wanna see or not. Better act like you like 'em too cuz one never knows about PW or ANY other 229 really. We are at least halfway F'ed up here but what you may not see without a very powerful microscope and maybe a little magic is that 229'ers can be friendly, fantastic and downright loving people. Some might even call them angelic! But possibly their talking about the fallen variety, but still an angel♥️

Outlander-gasps that's a 229'er!!

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$99'er

When a person is locked in a relationship, slaving at home, only for their loved one to get them an item every once in a while amounting to around $99 in value. Often, this is a cheap consumer digital camera or a pair of shoes.

Marco: Yeah, I stayed home all this weekend, even though my friends wanted me to go out.

Friend: Dude, did you at least get a $99'er from your wife??

Marco: Yup.

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Er Beti

Er Beti (also known as Betis or Real Betis Balonpié) is a team in La Liga Santander (or Spanish soccer league) which is fucking perfect. It is the best team in the world. It is like Lord Shaggy but in football. It just uses a 0.00000001% of its power, and teams like Barcelona and Real Madrid beat er Beti because they use a 0.00000004% of er Beti’s full power.

In English - x1 : Yo, did you see er beti’s game last night? They beat Barcelona 12-0! They didn’t even seem to be trying!
x2: They’re just the best.

In Spanish - x1 : Eh illo, viste el partido der Beti de anoche cabrón? Le metieron 12 a los independentistas (es humor) ! Un gol más y el Mesi se va del campo. No parecían ni intentar ganar.
x2 : Que te crees chaval. Son los mejores.

HeeHee Ere

a way to express your hate to someone , heehee ere means retard here, use it as an inside word that you and your friend only understand , when y'all are with someone you dislike.

Me:Hey, Neko! HeeHee Ere lmao
Friend:haha lmao let's have sex

Pere-Ere

Pere-Ere; an Ijaw name, meaning Wealthy woman.

You want some money? Let's meet Pere-Ere

slowest-er

Slower than slowest

Bob:you slow
Kianna:you slower
Bob:you the slowest

Kianna:you slowest-er